New Year`s Promises

Did you make the same old promises, year after year, that you never make?
As a difference, make decisions you can fulfill.
Here are few ideas:

1. Get weight. At least 15kg – 33 pounds.
2. Stop practicing.
3. Reading less.
4. Watching more TV.
5. Procrastinate things.
6. Stop dating hot girls/boys.
7. Spending more time at work.
8. Go to wacation to some very unique and attractive place – Sahara, for instance, in the middle of July.
9. Stop eating at home, eating more in Macdonalds or Burger King.
10. Not to have 8 kids at once.
11. Start a completely new routine.
12. Personal goal: revival of disco music!
13. Be superstitious.
14. Do not miss any of a soccer game or spanish soap opera.
15. Buy a Yugo from `83 and put a brand new stereo in it.
16. Speak with very flat voice and use only simple words.
17. Spending summer holiday at home (I did that, I did that πŸ˜› )
18. Have more debts.
19. Trust the politicians.
20. Arguing more about politics.
21. Have at least one traffic ticket.
22. Avoid driving a bicycle over frozen lake.
23. Avoiding bird/pork/goat flu.
24. Don`t candidate for astronaut.
25. Stop worrying because a country is breaking apart.
26. Don`t have boadband Internet.
27. Don`t swim with piranas and sharks.
28. Having even worse business partners.
29. Noticing other people`s mistakes.
30. Hide your own mistakes.
31. Never make another New Year`s Wish list.

Happy New Year to all of my Opera friends. You are a treasure :happy:

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102 Responses to New Year`s Promises

  1. gdare says:

    A lot of us could πŸ˜† Happy New Year, Star :hat: :cheers:Felix :hat: :cheers: :monkey: :drunk:

  2. gdare says:

    Adele, I could swimm with sharks… in a cage of course πŸ˜›

  3. gdare says:

    Ana, I was actually translated a list made for people in Serbia, there were some speciffic things but I adjusted it :DDirk, yes, there are a lot of them that could be easily done. Thanks to both of you πŸ˜€

  4. Spaggyj says:

    Awesome post, Darko! πŸ˜† you are the treasure here, as you've proved yet again :p happy new year, moustachio!

  5. claudeb says:

    πŸ˜† πŸ™„ :hat: :drunk:

  6. Stardancer says:

    Happy New Year, Darko!I think I could actually do some of these. :lol::hat::hat::hat::smile:

  7. SittingFox says:

    LOL @ new year poster! πŸ˜†

    Go to wacation to some very unique and attractive place – Sahara, for instance, in the middle of July

    That sounds like something I'd do :whistle:

  8. AnitaMargita says:

    WOW! What a list! πŸ˜† Happy New Year! :cheers: :hat:

  9. thetomster says:

    :left: hm … may one or two or … :right: … great list, Darko … hope you can fulfill some of these, too πŸ˜† … and the best wishes for you and your loved ones from the both of us :hat: :cheers:

  10. gdare says:

    Happy New Year, I've Brought These Gifts For You, They're Up In My Bum :yes:

  11. Spaggyj says:

    Haha! I'm not going in your ass for them :insane: :p

  12. gdare says:

    Yay!!! :hat: :cheers:*gives IBTGFY, TUIMB some cake and sweets from his fridge so she could start with number 1. too*:chef:

  13. fammcdon says:

    πŸ’‘ I'll start procrastinating tomorrow…or maybe the day after that. :hat: Happy New Year! :cheers:

  14. Spaggyj says:

    *eats all Mik's cake too*

  15. gdare says:

    Carol, thank you; Happy New Year to you and your family :yes:IBTGFY, TUIMB – πŸ˜† πŸ˜† I can see a Rose has put a rubber gloves for you :lol:Nasim, 25th was something I was familiar for a loooong time :irked: πŸ˜†

  16. Spaggyj says:

    It's a promise. *scoffs cake* :happy:

  17. Dacotah says:

    Happy New Year Darko.

  18. Spaggyj says:

    If you really want no tutu in 2010 then I promise, no tutu at all in 2010 :yes:

  19. gdare says:

    I have a lot of them, have some for Mik, too :chef:

  20. tatora says:

    My dear and cute friend πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ Happy Happy… be happy every day ~~~~~and Happy new year for every one in this blog~~~~~:heart: about your promises list I think 25 is good for me πŸ˜†

  21. gdare says:

    It is getting even worse, now you compare me with Bush :doh: :faint:Nasim , don`t worry I am ok :D*eating a lot of food, starting with number 1. already*

  22. gdare says:

    :furious: No tutu in 2010 :irked:

  23. Spaggyj says:

    Oh, come on, that's unfair! *pouts*

  24. Spaggyj says:

    Still made ya say it! :p neener! Be nice or I'll get her to put on tutu ones for you :devil:

  25. Furie says:

    What's that Presiden Bush? No new tutus? πŸ˜†

  26. tatora says:

    :eyes: be calm Darko … πŸ˜€

  27. fammcdon says:

    What does he keep? :confused:

  28. L2D2 says:

    I have already accomplished many of those "goals" Dare, will work on the ones I still have to go.Happy New Year my dear Dare. You are a keeper. Hope 2010 will be kind to you.

  29. Suntana says:

    Originally posted by Darko:

    29. Noticing other people`s mistakes.

    Uhhh, Ummm … :left: :right: Darko, call the Alphabet Police. Someone stole the "r" from "boadband" Internet. Have you gotten a ransom note yet? Damn, I hate letter kidnappers … Uhhh, letternappers. :jester:

  30. Suntana says:

    Originally posted by Darko:

    26. Don`t have broadband Internet.

    Yay! Woo Hoo! I'm a success! I'm a freakin' role model when it comes to keeping New Year's resolutions. :headbang:Originally posted by Darko:

    22. Avoid driving a bicycle over frozen lake.

    Is there a Post we should be looking for? :lol:Happy New Year, Darko! :spock: And may 2010 be the year that you develop the ability to see Geometric Art in the clouds :whistle: … and all sorts of hidden things in Pam's paintings. πŸ˜€ And may you get to meet Liv Tyler at McDonald's. :yes:

  31. L2D2 says:

    Originally posted by fammcdon:

    What does he keep?

    Bud, you know that means he is worth keeping—as a friend, as a husband (hurry up, Dare).Dare, a keeper is a fish that if a fisherman catches it, it is big enough and good enough to keep rather than throw back in the water as a discard.

  32. fammcdon says:

    Der.

  33. Dacotah says:

    Thank you Darko. πŸ™‚

  34. sanshan says:

    πŸ˜† That's thing I've read for awhile. πŸ˜† I'll really try to keep #22!Happy New Years Darko. :heart:

  35. PainterWoman says:

    πŸ˜† Funny list Darko. I remember a professor like this:"Speak with very flat voice and use only simple words." You wouldn't believe how many students fell asleep in his class.

  36. gdare says:

    Bud, procrastinate procrastination, too :yes: :lol:*gives Kimmie some more cakes*Linda, you are ahead of us all now :up:Carlos, once I walked over the frozen lake here in Belgrade, it was January 19th, ice was about 50cm – 20inch thick but it was not a pleasure feeling – not to mention how dangerous it was :left:"boadband" :doh:San, I can understand you, it is hard πŸ˜† Happy New Year!!! :cheers:Pam πŸ˜† πŸ˜† :zzz:Carol, you are welcome :up:

  37. There2ia says:

    Happy New Year, Darko…and for all of you…wishes for having good time, achieving dreams,wishes for wiseness to make everything right and strenght to go through happiness and sadnesskeep some of the list Darko

  38. Furie says:

    I want cake. :awww:

  39. gdare says:

    Theresia, thank you, Happy New Year :hat:

  40. KYren says:

    happy new year. :up:

  41. intothedeep says:

    Happy New Year, Danko!!! :p πŸ˜€ :heart: :cheers:

  42. Dudley says:

    What a list :lol:Happy New Year :hat:

  43. BabyJay99 says:

    Happy New Year Si Darko :flirt: and to all πŸ˜‰

  44. gdare says:

    Mik, I think Kimmie took all of it :awww:Kiran, Happy New Year to you too, Kiran :cheers:Mags, thank you, Happy New 2010 to you and yours :DAndy, I am glad you like it. Happy New Year :cheers:Leaz, Happy New Year πŸ˜€

  45. Furie says:

    Reckon I should beat her with a stick? 😑

  46. L2D2 says:

    Yeah, why don't you try that Furie? I want to see how she gets revenge.

  47. Aqualion says:

    32. Never mention cakes or cookies on puplic internetsites.HNY!

  48. Furie says:

    She ate my cake. I'm the one that needs revenge.

  49. Words says:

    Happy New Year, Darko!

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