Did you make the same old promises, year after year, that you never make?
As a difference, make decisions you can fulfill.
Here are few ideas:
1. Get weight. At least 15kg – 33 pounds.
2. Stop practicing.
3. Reading less.
4. Watching more TV.
5. Procrastinate things.
6. Stop dating hot girls/boys.
7. Spending more time at work.
8. Go to wacation to some very unique and attractive place – Sahara, for instance, in the middle of July.
9. Stop eating at home, eating more in Macdonalds or Burger King.
10. Not to have 8 kids at once.
11. Start a completely new routine.
12. Personal goal: revival of disco music!
13. Be superstitious.
14. Do not miss any of a soccer game or spanish soap opera.
15. Buy a Yugo from `83 and put a brand new stereo in it.
16. Speak with very flat voice and use only simple words.
17. Spending summer holiday at home (I did that, I did that 😛 )
18. Have more debts.
19. Trust the politicians.
20. Arguing more about politics.
21. Have at least one traffic ticket.
22. Avoid driving a bicycle over frozen lake.
23. Avoiding bird/pork/goat flu.
24. Don`t candidate for astronaut.
25. Stop worrying because a country is breaking apart.
26. Don`t have boadband Internet.
27. Don`t swim with piranas and sharks.
28. Having even worse business partners.
29. Noticing other people`s mistakes.
30. Hide your own mistakes.
31. Never make another New Year`s Wish list.
Happy New Year to all of my Opera friends. You are a treasure :happy:
gdare 
A lot of us could 😆 Happy New Year, Star :hat: :cheers:Felix :hat: :cheers: :monkey: :drunk:
Adele, I could swimm with sharks… in a cage of course 😛
Ana, I was actually translated a list made for people in Serbia, there were some speciffic things but I adjusted it :DDirk, yes, there are a lot of them that could be easily done. Thanks to both of you 😀
Awesome post, Darko! 😆 you are the treasure here, as you've proved yet again :p happy new year, moustachio!
😆 🙄 :hat: :drunk:
Happy New Year, Darko!I think I could actually do some of these. :lol::hat::hat::hat::smile:
LOL @ new year poster! 😆
That sounds like something I'd do :whistle:
WOW! What a list! 😆 Happy New Year! :cheers: :hat:
:left: hm … may one or two or … :right: … great list, Darko … hope you can fulfill some of these, too 😆 … and the best wishes for you and your loved ones from the both of us :hat: :cheers:
Happy New Year, I've Brought These Gifts For You, They're Up In My Bum :yes:
Haha! I'm not going in your ass for them :insane: :p
Yay!!! :hat: :cheers:*gives IBTGFY, TUIMB some cake and sweets from his fridge so she could start with number 1. too*:chef:
💡 I'll start procrastinating tomorrow…or maybe the day after that. :hat: Happy New Year! :cheers:
😆
*eats all Mik's cake too*
Carol, thank you; Happy New Year to you and your family :yes:IBTGFY, TUIMB – 😆 😆 I can see a Rose has put a rubber gloves for you :lol:Nasim, 25th was something I was familiar for a loooong time :irked: 😆
It's a promise. *scoffs cake* :happy:
Happy New Year Darko.
If you really want no tutu in 2010 then I promise, no tutu at all in 2010 :yes:
I have a lot of them, have some for Mik, too :chef:
My dear and cute friend 😀 😀 Happy Happy… be happy every day ~~~~~and Happy new year for every one in this blog~~~~~:heart: about your promises list I think 25 is good for me 😆
It is getting even worse, now you compare me with Bush :doh: :faint:Nasim , don`t worry I am ok :D*eating a lot of food, starting with number 1. already*
:furious: No tutu in 2010 :irked:
Oh, come on, that's unfair! *pouts*
Still made ya say it! :p neener! Be nice or I'll get her to put on tutu ones for you :devil:
What's that Presiden Bush? No new tutus? 😆
:eyes: be calm Darko … 😀
What does he keep? :confused:
I have already accomplished many of those "goals" Dare, will work on the ones I still have to go.Happy New Year my dear Dare. You are a keeper. Hope 2010 will be kind to you.
Originally posted by Darko:
Uhhh, Ummm … :left: :right: Darko, call the Alphabet Police. Someone stole the "r" from "boadband" Internet. Have you gotten a ransom note yet? Damn, I hate letter kidnappers … Uhhh, letternappers. :jester:
Originally posted by Darko:
Yay! Woo Hoo! I'm a success! I'm a freakin' role model when it comes to keeping New Year's resolutions. :headbang:Originally posted by Darko:
Is there a Post we should be looking for? :lol:Happy New Year, Darko! :spock: And may 2010 be the year that you develop the ability to see Geometric Art in the clouds :whistle: … and all sorts of hidden things in Pam's paintings. 😀 And may you get to meet Liv Tyler at McDonald's. :yes:
Originally posted by fammcdon:
Bud, you know that means he is worth keeping—as a friend, as a husband (hurry up, Dare).Dare, a keeper is a fish that if a fisherman catches it, it is big enough and good enough to keep rather than throw back in the water as a discard.
Der.
Thank you Darko. 🙂
😆 That's thing I've read for awhile. 😆 I'll really try to keep #22!Happy New Years Darko. :heart:
😆 Funny list Darko. I remember a professor like this:"Speak with very flat voice and use only simple words." You wouldn't believe how many students fell asleep in his class.
Bud, procrastinate procrastination, too :yes: :lol:*gives Kimmie some more cakes*Linda, you are ahead of us all now :up:Carlos, once I walked over the frozen lake here in Belgrade, it was January 19th, ice was about 50cm – 20inch thick but it was not a pleasure feeling – not to mention how dangerous it was :left:"boadband" :doh:San, I can understand you, it is hard 😆 Happy New Year!!! :cheers:Pam 😆 😆 :zzz:Carol, you are welcome :up:
Happy New Year, Darko…and for all of you…wishes for having good time, achieving dreams,wishes for wiseness to make everything right and strenght to go through happiness and sadnesskeep some of the list Darko
I want cake. :awww:
Theresia, thank you, Happy New Year :hat:
happy new year. :up:
Happy New Year, Danko!!! :p 😀 :heart: :cheers:
What a list :lol:Happy New Year :hat:
Happy New Year Si Darko :flirt: and to all 😉
Mik, I think Kimmie took all of it :awww:Kiran, Happy New Year to you too, Kiran :cheers:Mags, thank you, Happy New 2010 to you and yours :DAndy, I am glad you like it. Happy New Year :cheers:Leaz, Happy New Year 😀
Reckon I should beat her with a stick? 😡
Yeah, why don't you try that Furie? I want to see how she gets revenge.
32. Never mention cakes or cookies on puplic internetsites.HNY!
She ate my cake. I'm the one that needs revenge.
Happy New Year, Darko!